The name’s Jordy! I'm a writer and a Ravenclaw with a killer personality that simply does not translate well for earthlings. I have a passion for language and an obsession with tea that can't be tamed.

dogs (who have been fighting on and off) got into a fight today. don’t want to talk about it. long story short, the injured dog had to be put to sleep because it would cost $1,300 to fix her injuries (which, uh, must have been extensive). the other dog was going to be put down too because she’s violent but a lady at the vet went “you can’t put such a nice dog down. it was the terriers’ influence” and took her home herself. my third dog, who was not involved but has been in the past, is home.

I’m going to the doctor tomorrow because in the process of trying to break the dogs apart, one of them put two puncture wounds in my hand and I need to get an x-ray to make sure nothing’s damaged.

all in all: it has been the shittiest day and the dog that died was the only one who didn’t get on my nerves and I can’t for the life of me focus on homework - or, for that matter, write because it’s my left hand that’s hurt.


posted 13 hours ago on 29/5/2012 with 2 notes

today in french we learned ~daily routine phrases (like…to wash hair, to brush teeth, etc). one of them was “to shave” and when we were familiarizing ourselves with the words my french teacher was throwing questions at people. so she was having fun with the shaving one, saying “do you shave your legs?” to a dude and “do you shave your face?” to a chick and occasionally just “do you shave?” and they had to answer and jesus I was so glad she didn’t call on me because PRESUMABLY as a chick I shave my legs but, um, nope. haven’t done that in like two months.  


posted 19 hours ago on 29/5/2012
#tmi maybe? #lalala fuck gender norms

oddwritesstuff:

Cheesecake filled strawberries.

These have got to be the world’s most perfect and delicious food EVER.


posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 12968 notes
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#oh lordy

ellimist:

best of horse-ebooks


posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 4019 notes
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tincanlantern:

chris colfer is better than you.


posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 8249 notes
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posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 33268 notes
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posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012
#scribeling #replies #tmi again sort of sorry #IT'S JUST BRA TALK

posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 90 notes
via our-souls-ignite © doubleudoubleudoubleyoudot
#hey max #syntaxcoloring

one night down the shore, my friend and I decided that the fork and spoon had a child but then the fork ran off with the knife. the next night, the restaurant we were at was fancy enough for two forks, so we held a dating game (…making the utensils talk in squeaky voices) to see which fork would get the knife. fond memory. 


posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 37701 notes
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goddessofcheese:

yukidama:

lizawithazed:rexiv:

Melanism

(the opposite of Albinism)

Gorgeous.

That snake, those lizards *______________*

I went OH WOW out loud at that deer, that is crazy cool.


posted 1 day ago on 28/5/2012 with 33081 notes
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